throw back to these pictures from the kylieshop shoot✨🦋 @kyliejenner
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Just because the sun isn’t shining doesn’t mean you shouldn’t! Get out of bed or your couch and go out and do something new!
Make every day count! You are luckier than many other people in the world! Many people don’t have a phone, many don’t have internet, many cannot see!
Take advantage of your gifts & have a wonderful day! 🚀
I’ve been getting an insane amount of spam calls! Like, what gives? So anyway, I like messing with them by playing messed up soundbites from The Exorcist. My two favorites are “Let Jesus f—k you!” and “LICK ME! LICK ME!” and then I finish it with “Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?” It’s so blasphemous and extreme. That shit really psyches them out. For my next pièce de résistance, I’m going to use that nasty call from Black Christmas. I need a soundboard on my phone.